Chipotle

It'd be a lot better if the employees would stop dry humping each other.

The atmosphere behind the counter--especially in the evening hours--can be a unique blend of gay bar dance floor and Katt Williams dressing room antics.

Tonight's features: some employee strutting back and forth along the grill, twirling his fingers in the air as if they were glow sticks while the sole female employee braced herself against a pillar next to the cash register yelling something about her ass as the cashier guy banged her from behind.

And about that cashier guy. Why is that particular cashier guy NEVER at the register? He's always somewhere else and needs to be called over to ring up orders. Maybe he's in back dry banging other co-workers?

Particularly annoying is the employees' habit of sitting in the high-top tables along the order line, heckling their co-workers with R-rated insults and innuendo while we, The People, try to get some grub. Cashier guy is especially adept at this and loves to get paying customers involved in the dick joke fun.

Let's get this ship sailing in the right direction, Chipotle.

I always get a burrito when I eat at Chipotle but I'm a little hesitant on the quality of the meat. I feel like it used to be better but progressivly got worse. However, the rest of the ingredients taste fresh daily, even when you're the last cutomer in the store (highly appreciated for those who leave work late).

The staff is phenomenal. Honestly, if it wasn't for the staff of a certain establishment, no matter how good the food is people would not come back and that stands true for me!!! As soon as you walk through the door even people who are doing busywork stop to greet you - it feels genuine!

Thanks Chipotle I'll be coming back :]

In my opinion, all Chipotles are awesome. There's something about that combination of white cilantro rice, steak, fajita mix, corn salsa, green salsa, and guacamole that sends me over the edge. Plus, the location of this one is super convenient, as I sometimes camp out at the big Starbucks around the corner for hours. As an added bonus? The staff at this location are the friendliest Chipotle employees I have ever encountered. EVER. (I used to go to Chipotle at least 3 times a week in college.)