Kmart Little Caesars Pizza Station

oh my gosh.  This is the super-best $5 pizza I have ever experienced!!!  With one caveat... you must go during daytime hours.  At night, it's definitely a little bit lackluster...  but during the day, (I usually wind up getting picking it up hot and ready on Saturday afternoons), it is a SUPER TASTY TREAT!  The crust is somehow delicious and chewy, it's super cheesy and just overall amazing.  We have a lot of REALLY CRAPPY PIZZA in West Town; but this has been a surprisingly great find.  Tastes a lot like you remember it... never too saucy, just tasty. And super affordable!

"Lets grab a 'Hot -n Ready' pizza from the most depressing looking pizza corner in WP. - Says no one ever.

But if you happen to be a lonely person or a single mom trying to feed 4 kids on the cheap, you may end up here. I have only once, when I got dumped on valentines day and got so drunk in the middle of the day I needed something to sober me up. This place made me hulk smash angry cuz the pizzas are labeled "Hot N Ready" But they are not hot or ready, just call them cold N unavailable for about 45 minutes.

The staff manning the pizzas want to murder you and it shows. Hey guys? Get those pizzas Hot AND OR Ready and we can all have a nice depressing meal of cardboard like pizza by the flicker of an old Seinfeld while we try to remember the good times.

Well it was 10 am and I Just woke up from having a scary nightmare about bears and a goose chasing me all around new york calling me  pool boy johnson. I thought to myself why not get a nice thick piece of pizza which will leave me smiling to another world. I put on my socks and and my shoes with light on the side and put on my scarf of looney tunes. Mama said they are funny so i put on my slippers. I start walking toward the best pizza joint in the world. I was rockin out to the shaq cd in my tape player laughing and saying giggty giggty.  I walk in and this place was better then disney world. I walked up with my 2 cripsy dollars and some change i had in zip lock bag.  I pulled out my coins and paid for one slice of CHEESE PLEASE PIZZA. i Gave the nice guy michael D MY MONEYZ.  I looked all over and said down and took baby bites of pizza in my mouth. yummY.  I loved it they even had some pop which was so yummmy.  I'm saving my money for another wonderful expricence.