Pizza Hut

I love this particular location for pick-up.  That may sound weird but hear me out.  Whenever I call in an order, they recall my previous order as an option, makes repeat ordering a breeze!  When I arrive for pick-up it's a quick ride though the drive-thru and done.  Pizza is always consistent, never under or overdone.  I rarely dine-in, I find the general Pizza Hut decor depressing.

Felt like going to a pizza hut coma.  Got some pizzas and wings.  Wings were cold in the middle.  I found out they bake their wings and they don't have the proper equipment to make the wings (not a wingstreet).  Better to go to a pizza hut that has a wing street

Yeah, I'm reviewing Pizza Hut.
Some Yelpers out there have to be new to Earth, right?

My girlfriend took me to Pizza Hut for my birthday last night.
This would probably cause an indignant end for most hip Chicago Yelpers' relationships, but has only made our love deeper and more comfortable. I am from Omaha which doesn't have nearly the rich variety of pizzas Chicago offers (surprise!), so I grew up on Pizza Hut. Incidentally, if you are craving pizza in Omaha; I would recommend Zio's for thin crust, Godfather's for "hand-tossed", and Old Chicago for deep-dish; oh, the irony.

Anyway, the purpose of this review is to mention that, if you love buttery, buttery Pizza Hut "pan" pizza, or, like me, crave the buttery, flaky, thin crust with hamburger, green pepper, and extra cheese; then this location does not disappoint. I've never received anything sub-PH standards at this place. I love Pizza Hut pizza. Goddamn. Love it. And 2 larges for $10 each?! Uh, okay, sure, fuck yes.

The other, more important, reason for reviewing this Pizza Hut is to shame the other reviewers who gave bad marks for service. Sad, sad, sad people (like all us Pizza Hut reviewers). I usually go to this location at off hours (7-9pm weekend nights, pre-movie, etc). I say off hours because this is not Wicker Park, it is Skokie and pretty much dead after the families stop coming at 6:45pm, and there is no nearby junior high to take up the slack. So, I can't honestly say how awful the service is during peak dinner hours. What I can say is that we are usually one of two or three couples/families ever in the place and, yes, sometimes the poor, probably first-generation-American, teen waitresses are sometimes, sitting, bored, watching TV or talking. Since I only expect them to 1) take my order 2) bring the drinks 3) bring the pizza 4) ask if we're okay 5) take payment, I am pretty much totally satisfied with their service. It is is an American chain restaurant. If she didn't understand your order the first time you said it; try politely repeating the fucker before taking your important, fat-ass to the manager. Yes, you. Spending $30 on Bud Lights at a Pizza Hut? What the fuck is wrong with you, I have to ask? No wonder you slurred "veggerber Ssshpreme lugers... lovrrs..." to the nice girl whose religion probably forbids from alcohol. Nothing like a belligerent customer drunk on babies' beer, venting to a 19-year old Assistant Manager. Maybe if you are self-righteous enough, they can Magic your pizza to your plate? You are why managing at my job sucks. Sorry, sometimes things go wrong and things get delayed. Bitch all you want, it doesn't solve problems; it only aggravates the only people who can help you solve your problem.

Ok, I'm applying to much life experience to countermand a silly customer review. Silly argument; I'm sorry.

This Pizza Hut's fine.