Sam's Hofbrau

One word describes this place - Clusterfuck.

Sunday night, I'm out with my fella and we want a nice erotic appetizer before we go home.  Both of us had never been to Sam's so we were both looking forward to checking it out after hearing everyone in my neighborhood rave about it.

Now, I"m no expert at strip clubs but a giant room with bikini clad chicks with dead eyes making it clap for wanna be gansters who keep grabbing their titties because there is no security there to support the dancers is not my idea of a sexually stimulating scenario.

After 30 minutes, I looked at my guy and said, "You look bored."
"I am," he replied, "this isn't turning me on, it's making me sad."

We finished our beers and bounced.

Some friends and I came here on a Sunday afternoon and we were not disappointed. I'm aware that 2pm on a Sunday isn't optimal hours for a strip club so expectations were low. Bar tender was really nice and so was the security guard that patted all of us down before we went in. Lots of creepy old gangmember'y type guys but not enough to make anyone feel uncomfortable. I wouldn't recommend going here for a bachelor party or anything like that but if you're in the market for large, half naked women of color on a quiet weekend then this is the place for you.

side note: If you set your beer on the railing of the pool table a heavyset cook will come out of the kitchen and yell at you. Happened more than once

Pizza is yummy.