The Bosphorus Istanbul Cafe

Food:  Fantastic!
Service:  Horrific!

I passed through Indianapolis and decided on a late lunch (around 2pm).  I love mediterranean food, so I found this place via Yelp and mapped out my directions.  Upon my arrival, I hunted for the hostess for 5 minutes.  When she saw me, at first she didn't acknowledge me and continued her personal phone conversation for a few more minutes.  Strike 1.

After I was finally seated, I told her what I wanted and asked for recommendations for how to get that.  Her recommendations ended up being substantially more expensive and way too much food, and I realized I could have gotten what I wanted without the extra orders.  Strike 2.

Finally, I asked for the check.  20 minutes later, the check arrived even though I was one of two tables in the whole restaurant.  Strike 3.

I will definitely not be returning.

Split a very good sampler plate of Turkish meats. Baklava was the best part.

Can't believe I haven't reviewed this place before.  Pretty charming decor, lovely service (Orhan is the perfect host), and a great menu of well-prepared dishes.  The hummus is excellent.