Missie B's

Unfortunately KC lacks any sort of variety in the gay club genre. If you're looking for a classy time, this is not for you.

The Dirty Dorothy drag show is a riot nearly anytime I've seen this. However, the dance floor is the best part of this club. The music is always a good selection.

I have learned that drink specials are not always honored at the upstairs bar but are generally made stronger. The cover charges are quite ridiculous and remember to always have cash.

Things you will see: A large amount of leather, fishnets, and neons. A lot of dance floor humping. A lot of stripper pole action. Mohawks galore. But the community is diverse and overall, accepting.

It is fairly entertaining just in the people watching factor.

CASH ONLY CASH ONLY.  ATM inside.  Deliveries in.. rear? :D

One of my friends brought us here on our trip to KC.  Aside from the astronomical cover of $10, this joint is a good time.  Oh, and I got charged $15 for two drinks at the front bar and $10 upstairs for the same order and still got to keep the rest of the Red Bull, too?  I must be hot.. I dunno.

WTF am I doing at a gay bar?  Why am I okay with dudes dancing with my girl?  

The smoking area/ alley is covered so the smell of sweat and cigarettes tends to overwhelm those still having fun near closing.  I was told the downstairs restroom was for the trans and the upstairs was for not.  Aside from being totally shoulder-checked (hockey term) by a 6'4" blonde queen, the people here are friendly and outgoing.  I would definitely go back next time in KC.

It's kind of embarrassing to admit how long it has been since I'd been out to the bars, but with a visiting Brazilian in his 30s I had to take him out to see Kansas City night life.  We checked out Missy B's for starters and had a great time!

The main thing that impressed me was that there's a widely diverse clientele, in terms of ages, sexes and even sexual orientations!  And people were friendly -- some even spoke to me when my handsome Brazilian wasn't around!  That's a change from the last times I was out on the town!  Much less standing and modelling!  Most importantly, I'd forgotten about the change that's been made by banning smoking!  In the old days I'd have to leave after an hour or so because my eyes would start streaming from the smoke and there was no way to stop it except by leaving!  Now the air is clean, I can breathe, my eyes don't bother me and my clothes don't reek when I get home!  YAY!

For newcomers, Missy B's is virtually on the SW corner of Southwest Trafficway and 39th Street.  It's a two story affair that's pretty spacious.  They operate on a cash-only basis which seems to help keep drink prices very affordable!  The main disco area is upstairs, the wildly popular drag shows (and other events) downstairs.  There's a leather shop upstairs, too.  Something for just about everyone!  

I still miss the old DB, but Missy's is certainly fun and both my friend and I have had fun evenings there!