Press Grill? Â More like Press Charges.
Several weeks ago I had the opportunity to experience Press Grill, or as my friend Kohl calls it, "the best wings in Columbus". Â I arrived at PG with three of my friends who had all been there before. Â We did not wait long before we were seated and accompanied by our fair-skinned waitress, Tanja (pronounced "tonnya"). Â I ordered the chicken pesto sandwich while my comrades ordered the wings and pizza. Â Before long we were approached by two females, probably because we're all really handsome. Â These women decided to sit with us while we ate and ask us really personal questions, like "what's your name? where do you work?" Â Before long we were all throwing back shots at the bar. Â Suddenly, one of the females grabbed me and licked my tongue with her tongue for like 10 seconds. Â She kept doing this over and over again and she proceeded to follow me around all night. Â I swear we did not have sex. Â So, let me sum up Press Grill for you: Â Great food, great service, sexual assault.