Taco Bell

It's sinful I suppose, but I enjoy Taco Bell from time to time.  Even if it really breaks up the urban fabric of Northside.

I'm not gonna pretend it's anything like actual Mexican food, but I will say that many of the employees of this location are Spanish speakers.  Kudos!

Avoid.

I love Taco Bell, even if it does have the nutritional value of dog food. But I've lived down the street from this one for almost six months, and I've only gone a handful of times. Trust me, this place is reserved specifically for last resorts. If you have no food in your fridge and $4.12 in your bank account, then you can go here. If not, just drive the extra few miles to the one on Highland Ave and let the guy at the pick up window hit on you in Spanish. Here's why:

1. They always get orders wrong. It's almost a gift.

2. The hard tacos are universally stale.

3. To say the soft tacos are soggy would be a gross understatement. They're literally dripping wet. Who knows what that's about.

4. If they mess up your order and you bring it back, they're gonna catch an attitude with you. Plain and simple.

So take my word. Don't do it.