Diamond Dolls

Watch your money boys!!!  On 1-15-10 we had spent the night here.  dumped a bunch of money on drinks, girls, and even the bathroom attendant!  All was well until the end of the night when my boy asked for change to pay the dancer for a private dance.  the mouthy (and not in a good way) bartender, that we had tipped well all night.  Instead of taking the $100 bill right away, she left it on the counter.  We were all there, 3 men, 1 dancer and a bartender.  A couple of minutes go by when my buddy asks about the change.  "you didn't give me $100"  WHAT!!!!  Long story short...Manager comes out Paul Swikey.  Things got ugly, we're escorted out, he refuses to look at the security cameras above the bar and we all come to the conclusion that the "dancer" swiped the money.  We also find out that the drinks we were buying for her ALL NIGHT were "alcohol free" even though we were paying for alcoholic drinks.  The dancer was fired once before and rehired.  Is there a moral to this story??? For me it's Keep your mind on your money and your money on your mind.  We won't go back...ever.  our money will be spent at Mons Venus next time.

I'm sure the other review for this place was written by someone affiliated with the club, but I can vouch that it is a pretty decent strip joint. I stopped into 3 places on my quest for a free lunch buffet and strippers and made very quick exits at the other two places.

So we come in and there is no cover charge, this is a Saturday afternoon, so I wasn't expecting one, but stranger things have happened.

We were pretty hung over from the night before, so we were drinking water and soda, $2 each. We bellied up to sniffer's row to watch the ladies. For the most part they were all very attractive, but the older and uglier girls made up for it with better personalities.

The girls don't pick up their tip money here, you have to wave your dollars at them and they come over to you and open their garter for you to slide it in. The girls were all super nice to me and my buddy. They also say thanks, give you a hug and a peck on the cheek when you tip them. I can say that I've never encountered nicer strippers in my life.

It was a pretty relaxed place, we were only minimally solicited for lap dances and the strippers were genuinely nice girls. There were a bunch of locals eating the buffet and the girls were eating lunch and laughing with the customers.

They serve alcohol, so the strippers keep their bottoms on and have pasties over their nipples. Lap dances were $20.

The buffet was awesome, strip clubs aren't known for the quality of their food, but they had fried chicken, mashed potatoes, wild rice, rolls, shaved turkey and roast beef, and salad. The rice was actually awesome. The food wasn't gourmet, but it was hearty and tasty. It was like something you'd expect to eat at an old folks home or a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.

All in all, I spent $16 and got a free lunch out of the deal.

Diamond Dolls you earned all 5 stars.