Ok, so Joshua Tree is kind of the worst. Me and my homegirl rolled in at like 5:30 on a Monday. It was hot, we were thirsty, and I'd been wanting to try Joshua Tree for ages. Nope. Nopenopenope.
I know we were there super early, but that's really not an excuse for the crummy service. If anything, that makes it MORE unconscionable -- what was our server even doing? She disappeared for huge chunks of time. And apparently there was some sort of water shortage happening, because I was allotted just the one glass.
Everything we ordered was decidedly mediocre. My sangria wasn't sangria at all -- it was white wine with some fruit in it. Ok, I guess, but that's not really what I ordered, you know? For our main, we split the feta avocado salad with salmon. ...Gurrrrrl lemme tell you. The salmon add-on was like a big overcooked brick. It was dry, y'all. I did not enjoy it. Maybe it's my fault for ordering a salad at a bar, but it was just terrible. I was genuinely annoyed to have spent money at this place. I always try to give restaurants a lot of credit, but I just cannot give the Joshua Tree more than one star.
Not a fan.