No. Just no.
When Avril Lavigne and that ugly dude from Nickleback finally have their demon spawn, he will be swaddled in an old TapouT t-shirt and held up above the bar, Lion King style.
"Someday, everything the skanks have touched, it will all be yours."
And then a Blink-182 song will play. It will rawk.
This place is loud, trashy, sticky, dirty, awful. bad. bad. bad. And to think people get bottle service here! What are they bottles of? My guess is Jaeger, but that's only because they don't bottle sadness. I will do everything in my power to make sure that I never end up here again.